(In my dream last night it was November 9, the day after the election, and Hillary Clinton delivered the following speech)
Thank you America! Thank you! Thank you for making me the first candidate in history to win the electoral votes in all fifty of these great United States.
While I am beyond grateful for the overwhelming mandate you have given me, I know that this victory does not reflect in the minds of many voters complete confidence in the abilities and experiences of Hillary Clinton. I know that I received many votes because of the glaring character flaws of my opponent and the fears to which the thought of a Trump presidency gives rise.
I know that many of you question many of my actions in the past concerning my speeches, my use of a private email server and the deletion of many emails while I served as Secretary of State, and the relationship between our family foundation and my official duties.
I realize now that it was fair game for people to raise these issues.
I am, of course, eternally grateful to those who have so enthusiastically believed in and supported my candidacy. I would not be here with out you. Still I must acknowledge that some of you were overzealous in criticizing those who criticized me. In America we need to listen to and learn from those who criticize us as long as they do so in a civil tone.
On this day of victory, I want to say to my constructive critics: I HAVE HEARD YOU!
I have heard you, and I promise as your president never again to do anything that will raise your suspicions about the ethics of my actions.
In his travels across Germany, speaking in school, synagogues and churches, Rabbi Stephen Fuchs has said time and again:
We cannot undo the past, but the future is our to shape.
The past is past. I have made my share of mistakes, and I will do my utmost not to repeat them. Please know, my fellow citizens, that I will try to the very best of my ability to act in ways that will only bring honor to our great country and to the high office to which you have elected me.
May God bless us all as we contemplate the future, and May God bless the United States of America!